Football Season is Almost Here »
By Eric Jackson on Jul 26, 2008 in Alabama Crimson Tide, Sports | 0 Comments
They didn’t include the University of Louisiana at Monroe. I guess that was the next week.
Category: Alabama Crimson Tide
40 Things Never Said by an Alabamian »
By Eric Jackson on Mar 22, 2008 in Alabama Crimson Tide | 0 Comments
40. Oh I just couldn’t. She’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Hunting at night is illegal.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can’t feed that to the dog.
32. I thought […]
SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries »
By Eric Jackson on Mar 4, 2008 in Alabama Crimson Tide, Florida, SEC sports, Tennessee Football | 0 Comments
This is absolutely hilarious. I don’t know where it originated, but it’s spot-on.
ALABAMA
Saudi Arabia. Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with an a$$hole in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down.
LSU
Iran. Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they […]
Knox County Sheriff »
By Eric Jackson on Feb 25, 2008 in Alabama Crimson Tide, Phillip Fulmer, SEC sports, Tennessee Football, stupid behavior | 0 Comments
Any chance I get to tell the world how much Alabama sucks (not just the University, the whole state), I’ll take it. Their inbred-hick alumni will take any opportunity to make fun of him. So, just like when a building is blown up by a suicide bomber, I immediately think of the “religion of peace” […]
Spree is a Financial Genius »
By Eric Jackson on Feb 18, 2008 in Alabama Crimson Tide, NBA thuggery, stupid behavior | 0 Comments
Now in case you didn’t see this coming, Latrell Spreewell once choked his coach during practice…so you know the guy is stable. Now he’s defaulting on the mortgage of his $400,000 home and his $1.5 million dollar yacht had to be auctioned to pay the debt. Now if you’re doing the math at home…his entire […]