Category: SEC sports

It’s Over. »

Fulmer is stepping down.

Pterodactyl? No, Albatross »

Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.

Prediction: Auburn 24, Vanderbilt 6 »

First, a little background. I’m not a Vanderbilt fan. I graduated from the University of Tennessee, Knoxville. The only thing I despise about Vanderbilt is the tendancy of their fans to beat you over the head incessantly with the “academic requirements” at VU. Hey Vandy fans: We heard you the first million times. Let it […]

Crompton? »


Football Season is Almost Here »

They didn’t include the University of Louisiana at Monroe. I guess that was the next week.

Rocky Top…Seoul? »


Big Ten Teams as European Countries »

I recently posted the article “College Football: SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries.” I didn’t write it, but considered it truly a great analogy, as did several others who responded to it.
About two weeks later, I received an email from a reader, Rahul Nemani: “I thought the article you wrote about the SEC was hilarious. […]

Photo of the Day »

Tim Tebow’s Heisman Trophy. Given to a Florida Gator, it had to have a gold chain and jorts.

Why Vanderbilt University is better than the University of Tennessee (and all other schools, for that matter) »

Many of you outside of Tennessee are unaware of the dichotomy that exists within our state. The University of Tennessee and Vanderbilt University stand in stark contrast to one another. Below is a comparison of the two schools.
Location
Nashville, the Athens of the South, is the cradle of education in the State of Tennessee. Vanderbilt University […]

40 Things Never Said by an Alabamian »

40. Oh I just couldn’t. She’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Hunting at night is illegal.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can’t feed that to the dog.
32. I thought […]