By Eric Jackson on Jul 9, 2009 in Football, NFL football, Sports, crime, man-drama, prison, strippers and/or prostitutes, stupid behavior, weapons | 0 Comments
Have you ever wanted to play fantasy football, but felt totally uninterested in stats…and more interested in off the field peccadilloes? FantasyUnSports.com may be your thing:
Fantasy UnSports is a bold new endeavor in fantasy sports, one where the actual sports mean very little.
We award points based on what athletes do everywhere EXCEPT on the field. [...]
By Eric Jackson on Mar 30, 2009 in Football, Obama = Cotton Candy, classless lefties, man-drama | 0 Comments
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in [...]
By Eric Jackson on Mar 5, 2009 in Dallas Cowboys, NFL football | 0 Comments
“The Dallas Cowboys have released controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens, sources told ESPN’s Michael Smith late Wednesday.”
How could this happen? He’s such a team player, and seemingly, the perfect Cowboy?
By Eric Jackson on Oct 22, 2008 in College Football, Football | 0 Comments
After discovering and posting “SEC Teams as Middle-Eastern Countries” and writing “Big-10 Teams as European Countries,” a multitude of requests for yet another comparison flowed into my inbox. The most frequent request was for “Pac-10 Teams as Asian Countries.” For months I’ve agonized over which school best fit what country.
Since that time I’ve come to [...]
By Eric Jackson on Oct 14, 2008 in Tennessee Titans, crime, man-drama, stupid behavior | 0 Comments
Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?
By Eric Jackson on Oct 7, 2008 in College Football, Football, SEC sports, Sports, Tennessee Volunteers, man-drama, stupid behavior | 0 Comments
Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.
By Eric Jackson on Oct 4, 2008 in Football, Sports, Vanderbilt Commodores | 0 Comments
First, a little background. I’m not a Vanderbilt fan. I graduated from the University of Tennessee, Knoxville. The only thing I despise about Vanderbilt is the tendancy of their fans to beat you over the head incessantly with the “academic requirements” at VU. Hey Vandy fans: We heard you the first million times. Let it [...]
By Eric Jackson on Apr 5, 2008 in Football, SEC sports, big ten football | 0 Comments
I recently posted the article “College Football: SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries.” I didn’t write it, but considered it truly a great analogy, as did several others who responded to it.
About two weeks later, I received an email from a reader, Rahul Nemani: “I thought the article you wrote about the SEC was hilarious. [...]
By Eric Jackson on Mar 26, 2008 in NFL football, Tennessee Titans, indefensible opinions, strippers and/or prostitutes, stupid behavior | 0 Comments
Adam “Pacman” Jones made a guest appearance Tuesday on Michael “Cokehead Whoremonger” Irvin’s radio show. The fact that Pacman Jones and Michael Irvin were in the same studio together was enough to make planets start colliding with one another…but what Pacman had to say was priceless:
“I can help them win,” Pacman said of the Cowboys. [...]
