Category: Sports

It’s Over. »

Fulmer is stepping down.

College Football: Big 12 Teams As Asian Countries »

After discovering and posting “SEC Teams as Middle-Eastern Countries” and writing “Big-10 Teams as European Countries,” a multitude of requests for yet another comparison flowed into my inbox. The most frequent request was for “Pac-10 Teams as Asian Countries.” For months I’ve agonized over which school best fit what country.
Since that time I’ve come to […]

Pacman Jones: Suspended Indefinitely »

Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?

Pterodactyl? No, Albatross »

Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.

Prediction: Auburn 24, Vanderbilt 6 »

First, a little background. I’m not a Vanderbilt fan. I graduated from the University of Tennessee, Knoxville. The only thing I despise about Vanderbilt is the tendancy of their fans to beat you over the head incessantly with the “academic requirements” at VU. Hey Vandy fans: We heard you the first million times. Let it […]

Crompton? »


Football Season is Almost Here »

They didn’t include the University of Louisiana at Monroe. I guess that was the next week.

Screw-up of the Day »

Groundsman destroys golf course fairways with weedkiller

Rocky Top…Seoul? »


National Association of Staredown Professionals »

There is a website and/or association for EVERYTHING. There is an association called the National Association of Staredown Professionals. I’ve seen guys do this in bars and on the basketball court while talking trash to each other, but I didn’t realize you could go pro.