Category: Sports

Fantasy UnSports »

Have you ever wanted to play fantasy football, but felt totally uninterested in stats…and more interested in off the field peccadilloes? FantasyUnSports.com may be your thing:
Fantasy UnSports is a bold new endeavor in fantasy sports, one where the actual sports mean very little.
We award points based on what athletes do everywhere EXCEPT on the field.  [...]

Practice? »

A classic…”I know that…”

Steelers to Lose Super Bowl Trophies »

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in [...]

Cowboys Cut T.O.? »

“The Dallas Cowboys have released controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens, sources told ESPN’s Michael Smith late Wednesday.”
How could this happen? He’s such a team player, and seemingly, the perfect Cowboy?

I’m on a Boat »

I just can’t get enough of The Lonely Island

It’s Over. »

Fulmer is stepping down.

College Football: Big 12 Teams As Asian Countries »

After discovering and posting “SEC Teams as Middle-Eastern Countries” and writing “Big-10 Teams as European Countries,” a multitude of requests for yet another comparison flowed into my inbox. The most frequent request was for “Pac-10 Teams as Asian Countries.” For months I’ve agonized over which school best fit what country.
Since that time I’ve come to [...]

Pacman Jones: Suspended Indefinitely »

Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?

Pterodactyl? No, Albatross »

Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.

Prediction: Auburn 24, Vanderbilt 6 »

First, a little background. I’m not a Vanderbilt fan. I graduated from the University of Tennessee, Knoxville. The only thing I despise about Vanderbilt is the tendancy of their fans to beat you over the head incessantly with the “academic requirements” at VU. Hey Vandy fans: We heard you the first million times. Let it [...]