Category: Obama = Cotton Candy

Voter Fraud, Nationalization, Fun! »

What could POSSIBLY go wrong? »

This would be comical if it wasn’t so scary. The White House seemingly can’t coordinate the fly-over of an airplane (normally Air Force One when the President is aboard). But somehow, they expect us to believe that they can “fix” the best healthcare system in the world?
Sure! They can’t seem to deliver the mail without [...]

Peacful resolution? Chew some more khat. »

I thank my lucky stars that the Obama administration isn’t negotiating for my release. According to an LA Times article:
Obama was briefed on the crisis at least 18 times, including a National Security Council session on “hostage contingencies” just hours before the snipers fired their shots. But the crisis seems to have crystallized for the [...]

Steelers to Lose Super Bowl Trophies »

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in [...]

Political March Madness »

A little commentary on Obama’s economic policies by Ruben Navarrette Jr., CNN.com
AIG Quits. Says my thoughtful friend Dave M:
A very interesting read.  So sad that most journalism is dead and that the issues this man raised never saw the light of day until now.  Sadder still that someone with this guys brains and savvy isn’t [...]

I Vote “Present” »

Paul Begala, Official Clinton Family Salad Tosser, thinks Sen. John McCain’s decision to suspend his campaign is “preposterous.” Says the weaselly Clinton ass-kisser on CNN.com:
“It’s preposterous that we can’t have a presidential debate in the middle of this economic crisis. We had a presidential campaign in 1864, when Sherman was marching on Atlanta. We had [...]

Obama: Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing »

Sen. Hillary Clinton is a bitch and is unashamed of the fact. She wears her petulant demeanor like a badge of honor.
Sen. Barack Obama wants you to believe he’s the “hope” candidate…that guy that will take our nation back to prosperity and peace.
Then Obama gets close to putting Clinton out of her (and our) [...]

Mmmmmwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! »

Just the other day, I wrote a piece about how the instances of presidential candidates having their passport files viewed at the State Department was a bunch of hooey. Sen. Barack Obama’s indignant campaign spokesman, Bill Burton was livid, ready to hang the evildoer in the Bush administration who was responsible for this reprehensible violation [...]

Hungover, possibly still drunk contractors search for “Barack Obama” on State Department computer system; discover Obama’s home address; Obama staffers blame Bush »

It probably went something like this: A still-buzzed recent college graduate, slowly recovering from a mid-week bender, bored out of his skull on his first job as a “business analyst” at XYZ Consulting, decides to search for “Barck Obama” because the pace of working at the State Department, even with a hangover, would drive [...]

If Clinton or Obama are the Answer, What’s the Ridiculous Question? »

Every day I laugh my ass off watching Senators Obama and Clinton wrestle the racist (and assorted other) skeletons that come stumbling out of their campaign closet. Obama’s hate-mongering, racist pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright; and Clinton’s racist campaign fundraiser and failed disaster-of-a-vice-presidential candidate, Geraldine Ferraro are like bigoted poetry in motion.
About Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s [...]