Category: Obama = Cotton Candy

I Vote “Present” »

Paul Begala, Official Clinton Family Salad Tosser, thinks Sen. John McCain’s decision to suspend his campaign is “preposterous.” Says the weaselly Clinton ass-kisser on CNN.com:
“It’s preposterous that we can’t have a presidential debate in the middle of this economic crisis. We had a presidential campaign in 1864, when Sherman was marching on Atlanta. We had […]

Obama: Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing »

Sen. Hillary Clinton is a bitch and is unashamed of the fact. She wears her petulant demeanor like a badge of honor.
Sen. Barack Obama wants you to believe he’s the “hope” candidate…that guy that will take our nation back to prosperity and peace.
Then Obama gets close to putting Clinton out of her (and our) […]

Mmmmmwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! »

Just the other day, I wrote a piece about how the instances of presidential candidates having their passport files viewed at the State Department was a bunch of hooey. Sen. Barack Obama’s indignant campaign spokesman, Bill Burton was livid, ready to hang the evildoer in the Bush administration who was responsible for this reprehensible violation […]

Hungover, possibly still drunk contractors search for “Barack Obama” on State Department computer system; discover Obama’s home address; Obama staffers blame Bush »

It probably went something like this: A still-buzzed recent college graduate, slowly recovering from a mid-week bender, bored out of his skull on his first job as a “business analyst” at XYZ Consulting, decides to search for “Barck Obama” because the pace of working at the State Department, even with a hangover, would drive […]

If Clinton or Obama are the Answer, What’s the Ridiculous Question? »

Every day I laugh my ass off watching Senators Obama and Clinton wrestle the racist (and assorted other) skeletons that come stumbling out of their campaign closet. Obama’s hate-mongering, racist pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright; and Clinton’s racist campaign fundraiser and failed disaster-of-a-vice-presidential candidate, Geraldine Ferraro are like bigoted poetry in motion.
About Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s […]

Florida and Michigan: Jacked Up »

Apparently, Florida is to politics as Kentucky is to teeth…in other words…”not friendly.”
You can throw Michigan in there too. Both states, Florida and Michigan, held their primaries “too early” according to “the rules” (whatever those are…never held Bill Clinton back…) and the delegates won by Clinton and Obama now don’t count. And neither can get […]

Rewind to 1976 »

The things you’re gonna do as President of the United States are AMAZING when you’re a candidate. Hell, when I become president, I’m going to make sure 8-year-olds have all the candy they want. And Christmas will come once a month. You won’t have to go to school if you have a tummy ache. And […]

The Cotton-Candy Candidate »

This is priceless. I know what a great orator is, but what the hell is an oratator? Is this some new potato product from the Ore-Ida people?