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I can’t wait for Wednesday. You see…all these poorly produced attack ads paid for by Andy “Bad Gas” Allman’s campaign just keep pouring into my mailbox. In a way I like it because he’s wasting his money. They’re also so badly done, I can’t imagine that he wants anyone to actually vote for him.
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Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?

You mean she didn’t see this coming? Seriously? I mean…she’s blonde and all, but doesn’t the fact that you’re sharing an 82 year old man with two other dimwits clue you in to the fact that he’s not going to have children with you?
Hefner said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get […]

Is this the best photo they could find of this kid?
Kernell, who is the son of Tennessee Democratic state representative Mike Kernell, is indicted on only one felony count of violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, but the indictment mentions an additional statute, the Stored Communications Act.

Dude…get a hobby. You’re in college. At […]

Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.

And more by David Zucker:
Taxman
Iraq Study Group

According to FoxNews.com, Congressional King of Fannies, Rep. Barney Frank (D - Mass.) may have been rear-ending the American public on behalf of his boyfriend, a long-time employee of Fannie Mae.
Now that Fannie Mae is at the epicenter of a financial meltdown that threatens the U.S. economy, some are raising new questions about Frank’s relationship […]

It appears that O.J. can’t get out of everything after all.
According to the Associated Press, Carmelita Durio, Simpson’s sister, sobbed as he was being escorted out of the courtroom. As spectators left the courtroom, Durio collapsed and paramedics were called, court spokesman Michael Sommermeyer said.
It’s unfortunate that the Bruno Magli wearing double-murderer of Brentwood is […]

Andy Allman, Hendersonville trial lawyer, wants to be your next 45 District State Representative. His “friends” tell me that he’s NOT a parasitic ambulance-chasing lawyer. Says one of his friends in a recent blog post at politics.nashvillepost.com.
Again, I would suggest that you get to know Andy Allman before being so quick to attempt to discredit […]

According to the Washington Times:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has directed nearly $100,000 from her political action committee to her husband’s real estate and investment firm over the past decade, a practice of paying a spouse with political donations that she supported banning last year.