Category: prison

The Juice Gets Jail »

It appears that O.J. can’t get out of everything after all.
According to the Associated Press, Carmelita Durio, Simpson’s sister, sobbed as he was being escorted out of the courtroom. As spectators left the courtroom, Durio collapsed and paramedics were called, court spokesman Michael Sommermeyer said.
It’s unfortunate that the Bruno Magli wearing double-murderer of Brentwood is […]

File Under: You’ve GOT to be Kidding Me. »

The end is nigh:
Alicia Keys: ‘Gangsta Rap’ Created to
Convince Black People to Kill Each Other
Trading Nude Photos Via Mobile Phone
Now Part of Teen Dating, Experts Say
Report: Tom Cruise Concerned About
Posh Spice’s Influence on Katie Holmes
Man Arrested 53 Times for Groping
Women on New York Subway

Professional Pedophile Gets Sprung from the Hoosgow »

Oh what a better place this world was for the last eleven months. I slept better at night knowing Joe Francis, creator of “Girls Gone Wild,” was in Reno getting slapped around a grimy jail cell like a sissy-boy.
He’s the kind of guy who used to get his ass kicked in high school for looking […]

Prison in Florida »

Kickbacks, softball, steroids, booze-fueled orgies.
“I cannot explain how big an obsession softball had become,” he said. “People were promoted on the spot after a softball game at the drunken party to high positions in the department because they were able to hit a softball out of the park a couple times.”
Just another day at the […]