the legitimate businessman’s social club

There is a website and/or association for EVERYTHING. There is an association called the National Association of Staredown Professionals. I’ve seen guys do this in bars and on the basketball court while talking trash to each other, but I didn’t realize you could go pro.

The end is nigh:
Alicia Keys: ‘Gangsta Rap’ Created to
Convince Black People to Kill Each Other
Trading Nude Photos Via Mobile Phone
Now Part of Teen Dating, Experts Say
Report: Tom Cruise Concerned About
Posh Spice’s Influence on Katie Holmes
Man Arrested 53 Times for Groping
Women on New York Subway

Bill Richardson, just a little advice: Don’t ever scream, “Do you know who I am!?” at someone when things aren’t going your way.
Another thing you shouldn’t do is criticize another candidate’s campaign advisor who calls your endorsement of a rival “insignificant.”
You know why?
Because they’re right, and saying they’re not right just proves it. Nobody cares […]

Just the other day, I wrote a piece about how the instances of presidential candidates having their passport files viewed at the State Department was a bunch of hooey. Sen. Barack Obama’s indignant campaign spokesman, Bill Burton was livid, ready to hang the evildoer in the Bush administration who was responsible for this reprehensible violation […]

It probably went something like this: A still-buzzed recent college graduate, slowly recovering from a mid-week bender, bored out of his skull on his first job as a “business analyst” at XYZ Consulting, decides to search for “Barck Obama” because the pace of working at the State Department, even with a hangover, would drive […]

Oh what a better place this world was for the last eleven months. I slept better at night knowing Joe Francis, creator of “Girls Gone Wild,” was in Reno getting slapped around a grimy jail cell like a sissy-boy.
He’s the kind of guy who used to get his ass kicked in high school for looking […]

Who said cleaning up New York’s corrupt political landscape precluded one from paying for sex? I don’t know much about New York’s Democrat Governor, Eliot Spitzer, aka “Mr. Clean.” What I do know is…wait…have you seen the average prostitute? Don’t think Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Unless Spitzer is dropping some serious cheddar for these […]

It’s very difficult for me to understand how anyone could get so upset over soccer that they’d stab someone, cause a riot, or frankly, even get up off the couch. Yeah, it’s the most popular sport in the world. So what? At one point, communism was probably the most popular political system in the world. […]