Category: man-drama

Pacman Jones: Suspended Indefinitely »

Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?

Splittsville »

You mean she didn’t see this coming? Seriously? I mean…she’s blonde and all, but doesn’t the fact that you’re sharing an 82 year old man with two other dimwits clue you in to the fact that he’s not going to have children with you?
Hefner said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get […]

University of Tennessee student indicted for hacking »

Is this the best photo they could find of this kid?
Kernell, who is the son of Tennessee Democratic state representative Mike Kernell, is indicted on only one felony count of violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, but the indictment mentions an additional statute, the Stored Communications Act.

Dude…get a hobby. You’re in college. At […]

Pterodactyl? No, Albatross »

Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.

The Juice Gets Jail »

It appears that O.J. can’t get out of everything after all.
According to the Associated Press, Carmelita Durio, Simpson’s sister, sobbed as he was being escorted out of the courtroom. As spectators left the courtroom, Durio collapsed and paramedics were called, court spokesman Michael Sommermeyer said.
It’s unfortunate that the Bruno Magli wearing double-murderer of Brentwood is […]

“Bad Gas” from a Bad Lawyer »

Andy Allman, Hendersonville trial lawyer, wants to be your next 45 District State Representative. His “friends” tell me that he’s NOT a parasitic ambulance-chasing lawyer. Says one of his friends in a recent blog post at politics.nashvillepost.com.
Again, I would suggest that you get to know Andy Allman before being so quick to attempt to discredit […]

John Ford, AKA No. 20286-076: 14 More Years »

The State of Tennessee is really going to miss one of its premier Democrat Party leaders, Senator John Ford of Memphis. According to The Tennessean, the ex-senator teared up when asking for mercy in his public corruption case sentencing.
At 66 and facing decades in prison, the former state senator from Memphis asked for leniency: not […]

What the lazy press won’t talk about »

Yeah…Frank Raines is GREAT.

I Vote “Present” »

Paul Begala, Official Clinton Family Salad Tosser, thinks Sen. John McCain’s decision to suspend his campaign is “preposterous.” Says the weaselly Clinton ass-kisser on CNN.com:
“It’s preposterous that we can’t have a presidential debate in the middle of this economic crisis. We had a presidential campaign in 1864, when Sherman was marching on Atlanta. We had […]

Screw-up of the Day »

Groundsman destroys golf course fairways with weedkiller