Category: crime

Liberal Cannibalism »

Fantasy UnSports »

Have you ever wanted to play fantasy football, but felt totally uninterested in stats…and more interested in off the field peccadilloes? FantasyUnSports.com may be your thing:
Fantasy UnSports is a bold new endeavor in fantasy sports, one where the actual sports mean very little.
We award points based on what athletes do everywhere EXCEPT on the field.  [...]

The Right to Defend Yourself: Ted Nugent »

“A whole gaggle of numb-nuts…”
“I would rather she was alive and the car-jacker was dead. I’m weird.”
“I don’t like repeat offenders. I like DEAD offenders.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Ted Nugent, rock god and national treasure:

Handgun Carry Permit »

“Can’t we all just get along?” was the famous exclamation by Rodney King. I say, “Yes, we can…as long as I can protect myself from the animals that our lax criminal justice system continues to release back into civilization.”
Handgun carry permits and their requisite rules are back in the news in Tennessee. Might I remind [...]

Teddy Bart Arrested?! »

No, it’s not for shoplifting Geritol. Or ridin’ dirty while boomin’ Lawrence Welk tunes in his Chrysler K-Car. No, Teddy Bart was issued a misdemeanor citations after allegedly agreeing to pay a female police operative for sexual activity.
6/30/09 – Update…Teddy skates…

Pacman Jones: Suspended Indefinitely »

Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?

University of Tennessee student indicted for hacking »

Is this the best photo they could find of this kid?
Kernell, who is the son of Tennessee Democratic state representative Mike Kernell, is indicted on only one felony count of violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, but the indictment mentions an additional statute, the Stored Communications Act.

Dude…get a hobby. You’re in college. At [...]

Fannie Mae: Just One “Fannie” Barney Frank was Pirating »

According to FoxNews.com, Congressional King of Fannies, Rep. Barney Frank (D – Mass.) may have been rear-ending the American public on behalf of his boyfriend, a long-time employee of Fannie Mae.
Now that Fannie Mae is at the epicenter of a financial meltdown that threatens the U.S. economy, some are raising new questions about Frank’s relationship [...]

The Juice Gets Jail »

It appears that O.J. can’t get out of everything after all.
According to the Associated Press, Carmelita Durio, Simpson’s sister, sobbed as he was being escorted out of the courtroom. As spectators left the courtroom, Durio collapsed and paramedics were called, court spokesman Michael Sommermeyer said.
It’s unfortunate that the Bruno Magli wearing double-murderer of Brentwood is [...]

Plastic-Faced Hag from California is a Hypocrite »

According to the Washington Times:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has directed nearly $100,000 from her political action committee to her husband’s real estate and investment firm over the past decade, a practice of paying a spouse with political donations that she supported banning last year.