Category: Culture

False Advertising »

I can’t wait for Wednesday. You see…all these poorly produced attack ads paid for by Andy “Bad Gas” Allman’s campaign just keep pouring into my mailbox. In a way I like it because he’s wasting his money. They’re also so badly done, I can’t imagine that he wants anyone to actually vote for him.
Here are […]

Rosalind Kurita, Democrat Primary Winner Unseated by “Democratic” Party »

How the f&%$ can anyone be a Democrat? State Senator Rosalind Kurita won the Democrat primary. So what does the Tennessee Democrat Party do? Replace her with the guy who LOST.
Yippee! Sign me up! Welcome to Cuba! This is exactly why I call them the “Democrat” Party instead of the Democratic Party. There is NOTHING […]

Pacman Jones: Suspended Indefinitely »

Adam “Pacman” Jones has displayed a “disturbing pattern of behavior“? Who knew HE was trouble?
It appears that even the vehicle Jerry Jones was using to corral the incorrigible Pacman, a personal bodyguard/posse management team, failed to keep Pacman out of trouble. Who the hell fights with their own bodyguard?

Splittsville »

You mean she didn’t see this coming? Seriously? I mean…she’s blonde and all, but doesn’t the fact that you’re sharing an 82 year old man with two other dimwits clue you in to the fact that he’s not going to have children with you?
Hefner said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get […]

University of Tennessee student indicted for hacking »

Is this the best photo they could find of this kid?
Kernell, who is the son of Tennessee Democratic state representative Mike Kernell, is indicted on only one felony count of violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, but the indictment mentions an additional statute, the Stored Communications Act.

Dude…get a hobby. You’re in college. At […]

Church Sign Generator »

Still has to be one of my favorite websites of all time…

Pterodactyl? No, Albatross »

Apparently SOMEONE is beginning to understand that Arian (or Arianna as I call him) Foster is the third best running back at UT.

You Might as Well Jump! »


Albright never was All Bright »

And more by David Zucker:
Taxman
Iraq Study Group

Fannie Mae: Just One “Fannie” Barney Frank was Pirating »

According to FoxNews.com, Congressional King of Fannies, Rep. Barney Frank (D - Mass.) may have been rear-ending the American public on behalf of his boyfriend, a long-time employee of Fannie Mae.
Now that Fannie Mae is at the epicenter of a financial meltdown that threatens the U.S. economy, some are raising new questions about Frank’s relationship […]