Have you ever wanted to play fantasy football, but felt totally uninterested in stats…and more interested in off the field peccadilloes? FantasyUnSports.com may be your thing:

Fantasy UnSports is a bold new endeavor in fantasy sports, one where the actual sports mean very little.

We award points based on what athletes do everywhere EXCEPT on the field.  DUI?  50 points.  Failed drug test?  25 points.  Homicide?  500 points.  15 touchdowns in a season?  Zero, zip, nada.  I don’t care.

Let’s face it, the off-the-field stuff is bigger news these days than in-game performance is anyway.  Quick quiz, who knows which former NFL running back has fathered as many as 11 kids with as many as 10 different women?  I see everyone has their hand raised, including Mr. Henry.  Now, who remembers which running back had more runs of 10+ yards in the 2008-2009 season?

That’s what I thought.