I can’t wait for Wednesday. You see…all these poorly produced attack ads paid for by Andy “Bad Gas” Allman’s campaign just keep pouring into my mailbox. In a way I like it because he’s wasting his money. They’re also so badly done, I can’t imagine that he wants anyone to actually vote for him.

Here are the highlights:

1. Andy Allman claims he’s against gay marriage. Well, that’s not exactly what he told the Hendersonville Star News on November 3, 2006. Allman said:

“The only way to injure marriage is to have it go through divorce and keeping two gay people from getting married isn’t going to fix that problem”

I really don’t care if he is or isn’t against gay marriage, because he isn’t going to win anyway…so whether Andy or the guy who bagged my groceries tonight is for gay marriage doesn’t really matter.

2. Allman’s attack mailer references two web pages at votesmart.org.

Feel free to compare them to the pages I’ve linked to below. They don’t work.

http://www.votesmart.org/npat.php?can>id=104753
http://www.votesmart.org/npat.php?can>id=48807

A candidate that can’t get “copy and paste” right doesn’t really need to be in charge of much.

3. Andy Allman suggest that Rep. Debra Maggart might not be opposed to the state income tax. Uh…yeah. Right.

Wednesday, come here, I need you.