Just the other day, I wrote a piece about how the instances of presidential candidates having their passport files viewed at the State Department was a bunch of hooey. Sen. Barack Obama’s indignant campaign spokesman, Bill Burton was livid, ready to hang the evildoer in the Bush administration who was responsible for this reprehensible violation of security against Sen. Barack Obama!

“This is an outrageous breach of security and privacy, even from an administration that has shown little regard for either over the last eight years,” said Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton in a statement.

Oh…my side…hurting…from laughing so hard! This is priceless! So the head of the firm involved in the breach of Obama’s passport files…is an Obama advisor and financial supporter!! Mmmmmwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh, but wait…maybe the Bush administration and the G.O.P. is soooo eeeeevil that they created all this in order to shield themselves from their dastardly deed. Nah. Mmmmmwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! And these people are gonna win the White House in 2008? They’re so incompetent, they’d be lucky to win a $5 scratch off at the Quikee Mart…and that’s only because it doesn’t require them to actually know how to do anything.