This is absolutely hilarious. I don’t know where it originated, but it’s spot-on.

ALABAMA
Saudi Arabia. Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with an a$$hole in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down.

LSU
Iran. Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader.

TENNESSEE
Iraq. Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it’s all over.

FLORIDA
Syria. Evil douche bags who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.

GEORGIA
Kuwait. Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to Iraq.

AUBURN
Al Qaeda. No country just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing the Arabians for 6years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They’ll be looking for a new leader soon.

ARKANSAS
Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in rankings)

MISSISSIPPI STATE
Qatar. Where the hell is Qatar?

OLE MISS
Afghanistan. Not much going for it, but hot women.

VANDERBILT
Israel. Just leave them alone for God’s sake. What did they ever do to you?

KENTUCKY
Morocco. Not really part of the Middle East. Has other things to do than fight (or play football)

SOUTH CAROLINA
Libya. Had a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness. Will rattle his word but knows he doesn’t have a whole hell of a lot to back it up with.